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Last Will & Testament of Flat Broke

I, Flat Broke of the State of Poverty, being of unsound financial status do hereby make, publish & declare this to be my last Will & Testament to wit:
Item 1 I leave to my children namely viz: my sons, Gone Broke, Flat Broke Jr, Been Broke & Almost Broke, all my debts, both public & private to be shared equally.
Item 2 I leave to my daughters: Patience Broke, Never Broke, & Going Broke the knowledge that I was always Broke & they will always be Broke.
Item 3 I leave to my beloved wife, Broken Hearted Broke, not one thing as I am Flat Broke. Signed, Sealed, Published & Declared this 28 Day of January A.D. One Thousand nine-hundred & ninety seven Flat Broke seal.
Witness our hands & seals; Nearly Broke Positively Broke
Author Unknown - submitted by Peggy Batchelor Hamlett

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